How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.