How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....