Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.