Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.