Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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A communion wafer

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Shrimp.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish