Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin