Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.