I can't even
You add 24 carats!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
187
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Because it can't float.
He was Squared Straight.