Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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An amber alert was issued

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor