Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.