What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!