What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.