Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.