Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.