Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !