What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."