What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.