Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
insolvent
The thief was spending less then his wife.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
A-fish-in-sea.
They never want to log off.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
They're always getting hooked up
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
