Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.