Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!