What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."