What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.