What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

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What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear