What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.