What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude