What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.