Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B