Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Fire Truck Jokes More Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.