Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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Hose.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Jose and Hose "B."
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
Hose A and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
He couldn't trust his hose.
Jose and Hose B.
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and Hose B.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jose & Hose-B
They tend to be mean.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
You want flies with that?
Jos and Josb
Cause they would quack up.
Cause it's an all mail business.
Hose B
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
