Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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Hose.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Jose and Hose "B."
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
Hose A and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
He couldn't trust his hose.
Jose and Hose B.
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and Hose B.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jose & Hose-B
A conundrum
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Burgatory
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
It's where all the pricks hang out.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
I don't know. Neither did she!
Because ah, the egg roll.
A fire engine.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Because it's Nicaragua
Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape
Jos and Hose-B
Hose B
