Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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Hose.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Jose and Hose "B."
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
Hose A and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
He couldn't trust his hose.
Jose and Hose B.
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and Hose B.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jose & Hose-B
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
A difference of a pinion!
Jesus, take the wheel!
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Firetruck
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
No whey Jos.
Jos and Hose-B
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Big holes in your garden