Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!