Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Fire Truck Jokes More Fire Truck Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?