Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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You swimming pull

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Jose &amp Hose-B

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Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.