You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
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A fire engine.
Hose A and Hose B.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Wasabi?
An orthopedic sturgeon. :D
There wasn't mushroom.
The way they enter your house.
He got turd degree burns.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
Because white people destroy everything.
Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )
Bring on their subs!
Damn it!
On the road to Extinction.
Because he could.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because he asked for Ice-es