You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
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A fire engine.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
A Carabiner
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The dyke broke.
Because he didn't truss it.
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
He couldn't trust his hose.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
A drip dry skunk.
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Shingles.
All white, all white, all white.
