What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses