What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.