What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.