What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage