What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.