What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede