Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes