Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss