Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.