What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .