What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)