Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.