Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.