Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Which number confuses people?

Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Bulimic Jokes More Bulimic Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!