Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up .

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

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