How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry