Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.