Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.