Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !