Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.