Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin