Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Use zodiac signs

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Pasta continuous.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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They both look good hanging from a tree

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They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin