That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
Because he was Snow'den.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
In a think tank
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!