Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!