Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.