OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
You must not bring either to the movies.
Get some furniture
You have to love easter, baby." (OC)
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
You switch sides at half time.
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because all proper tea is theft.