What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)