What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.