What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market