What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.