Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.