Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.