Tow Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.