What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.