What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.