What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!