What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!