Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.