Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.