Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!