Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf