Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.