How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.