How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.