How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!