How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.