What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.