What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.