How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do older women wear?

Depends

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.