How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P