What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture