Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.