Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.