Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.